Don't buy that cute Switch 2 Piranha Plant camera – it's rubbish

While I’m yet to really appreciate any major benefit of the Nintendo Switch 2’s GameChat feature, I’m nevertheless always hardware-curious. I’m a tech nerd; I want to know what companies are shipping and how good it is. With that in mind, let me sound the alarm with a warning: do not buy that cutesy Switch 2 camera shaped like a Piranha Plant. If you buy it, to be blunt, peripheral company Hori is absolutely pantsing you.

Let’s cut to the chase: the Hori camera, which comes in a cute licensed shape of a Piranha Plant, is rubbish. It’s not rubbish on the outside, though. First impressions are good: it’s got lovely packaging, and when you free it from its box only the most miserable of gits would conclude that this thing isn’t incredibly charismatic.

The official Nintendo Switch 2 camera and the Piranha Plant camera. | Image credit: Alex Donaldson

There’s even really clever design touches. The camera itself is a USB-C, which means it can be plugged directly into the Switch 2 and stick out of the top of it, making it the only camera marketed specifically for Switch 2 right now that is properly appropriate for handheld mode (if such a use case ever emerges). When you want to place the camera on a surface, you dock it into its Super Mario Bros. pipe-shaped dock, then plug that into the Switch. So far, so clever.